Commenters Looking for Marriage

I don’t understand how much interested/desperate some of my commenters are for marriage that they are not only looking for a spouse online, they are asking about it on a page about forced marriage.

Here are some samples.

SANT5OSH:

WANT MARRY WITH YOU

That’s the most direct marriage proposal I have ever heard of. Especially since Sant5osh seems to be a guy. Do you think he knows I am a guy?

m , h.:

i am 29 years maile i want to marrige any poor girl can you help me this mater xxx[…]xxx than you

If he is a plant, why does he want to get married? But his intentions seem good since he wants to marry “any poor girl.” Or does he mean that any girl who consents to marry him must have poor luck?

gohar:

i am looking a beautiful girl who marry me and settle me on his country.i am a poor gay , handsome and smart, good looking, contact me on my mail address prince_somi2005@yahoo.com

A gay man wanting to marry a beautiful girl! And that too for immigration purposes. Plus he is poor but a “prince.” Talk about fraud on so many levels! He doesn’t mention which country he would like the girl to be from. Here is a chance for the Nigerian 419ers to branch out.

Umed Ali:

HI IAM 23 MALE LOOKING FOR SINCERE GIRL RITH FROM THE AGE OF 18 TO 35 FOR MARRIAGE , WHOM I CAN SHARE EVERYTHING ABOUT LIFE , U CAN CONTACT TO ME BY MY NO WHICH IS 00923002252908

A 23 year old guy looking for a girl who could be 12 years his senior. How often does that happen in Pakistan? And he gave his cell phone number. Any of my readers in Pakistan adventurous enough to call him and then comment here about it?

bassem

bassem
how are you im a good man im looking for woman for marry

At least, Bassem had the courtesy to ask how I am doing before going on about his desire for marriage. It seems he’s a simple man since all he’s looking for is a woman, no age or beauty restrictions, no passport desires, not even a requirement for the woman to be alive.

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By Zack

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323 comments

  1. Dude,

    Just wait, if you have a daughter, then you can start worrying about all the fending off of unwanted suitors that you will need to be preparing yourself for 🙂

  4. Conrad: Can’t imagine that now.

    yasmine: Their (unintentional) hilarity got them the post.

    Jaywalker: Thanks.

  6. huh: very, very funny!
    did these guys even read what the post was all about, or do they just grope for anything that has the word marriage on it?

  8. people its quite alright that you are all well bred and brought up guys and girls but we must look at these comments in some other sense. these people were probably brought up in as clean environs as you all were and for them this is an effort to get out of that mess trhrough a short cut that is on the mind of every Pakistani these days. it is a shame yet i wouldn’t blame them completely.

  10. my name is khuram shahzad.my country name pakistan.i am looking for a life partner.i am 24 year old.i am loving and sincere to other.i am very hard working.please call me on my email address
    i am waiting for sincere response.thanks lot.

  12. Waiting for a sincere beautiful girl to marry me. I am 32 years old, Govt. Employee…

  14. my name is Rehan Yaqoob.i live in karachi pakistan.i am looking for a life partner.i am 28 year old.i am working in pia pakistan international airlines. please call me on my email address
    telephone number office

  15. My name is Imran Ahmed and I am working as computer Administrator in multinational company in Saudi Arabia.
    My mails address. And my mobile number is. all time you contact with me.
    My date of birth is 1979. And sign is Sagittarius. Normally I am a caring person, and thus like be in caring people who want share and like to be shared. In my opinion friends a precious assets of one’s life a person. With friends is like tree in a for away. Remote place where no one it there to enjoy its shade and fruits and a friend with out trust is like a fake currency note. This has no look of a note but can’t buy any thing. So I believe friendship and trust are like tree and fruits.
    I love nature with all its beauties and purity. I like to see things in there. Pure forms. I believe that in humans the real beauty does not lie in apparent look but its lies in one inner self. I guess are not behind the face beauty but I love inner beauty of person regard less of appearance.
    I belong to a middle class family. Which believe in moral values of caring money? I belong to small family from Rawalpindi Pakistan. In friends I love to share and always trust my friends. I love and care about trust for the friends. Well what else can I tell you about me? If we remain in communication we would learn more about each other. Also please feel to ask any thing and I hope as a friend if you dislike any thing in me or do come yours comments.
    Sorry to take a much of your time. Hope to hear from you soon.
    A friend Imran.

  16. well iam a man seeking a woman to be his partner in life , and i need to have children
    and i want this woman to be from e.u. i do not care for her attitudes or directions in life all i care for that she is moslimah and she is in e.u.and she cares to have a fmily raised byme and her

  18. These guys are an absolute disgrace to Pakistan. As a matter of fact, Pakistan itself is a disgrace to the face of this world. PAKISTAN – GET A LIFE!

    Note: I am no white / black to hate Paki brownies, I am a brownie myself and use to be Paki before got immigration on SKILLS basis (not on marriage basis) you losers. So it is not a racist post.

  20. my name is hamid ashraf.my country name is pakistan and i live in kohat city.my age is 19 and my email is. i am computer hardware enginere.

  21. dear friends
    i would say tha t i want to friend ship any one who love to friend shio with me
    could reply me ,i am waiting for you

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  25. hi this me ai.m looking for usa wife i think it will not be hard for u

  26. I WANA MARRY A MUSLIM CANADIAN GIRL AGES BITWEEN 16 TO 25 WEIGHT 40 TO 55 HIGHT 4’5” TO 5’4” MY FAMILY IN TORONTO CONACT ME AT.

  28. My name is jalal , iam 22years old , iam male ,i live in MOROCCO KINGDOM, i seek some Canadian or u.s.a girl for marriage, i work in business
    My e-mail :

  29. my name is don .my country name sri lanka .i am looking for a gril .i am 32 year old.i am loving and sincere to other.i am very hard working.please call me on my email address
    i am waiting for sincere response.thanks lot.

  32. ronnie: I am warning you not to use such bad language on this site. I have edited your comment to mask your name-calling.

  33. I want to marry with Canadian Pakistani muslim girl. Iam software engineer in pakistan and want to migrate canada. my email is

  34. My name is Rehan Yaqoob and I am working as Works Assistant in National Airlines (PIAC) Pakistan International Airlines Karachi Airport.
    My mails address.
    My date of birth is 1978. And sign is Sagittarius. Normally I am a caring person, and thus like be in caring people who want share and like to be shared. In my opinion friends a precious assets of one’s life a person. With friends is like tree in a for away. Remote place where no one it there to enjoy its shade and fruits and a friend with out trust is like a fake currency note. This has no look of a note but can’t buy any thing. So I believe friendship and trust are like tree and fruits.
    I love nature with all its beauties and purity. I like to see things in there. Pure forms. I believe that in humans the real beauty does not lie in apparent look but its lies in one inner self. I guess are not behind the face beauty but I love inner beauty of person regard less of appearance.
    I belong to a middle class family. Which believe in moral values of caring money? I belong to small family from Karachi Pakistan. In friends I love to share and always trust my friends. I love and care about trust for the friends. Well what else can I tell you about me? If we remain in communication we would learn more about each other. Also please feel to ask any thing and I hope as a friend if you dislike any thing in me or do come yours comments.
    Sorry to take a much of your time. Hope to hear from you soon.
    A friend Rehan Yaqoob.

  35. hi my name is muzammil.i wanna merry american pakistani girl.cos i like america.i hope she will meet me soon.INSHA ALLAH

  37. I am a short pretty canadian girl looking to marry outside the country………..I am 27 no kids I have a good heart and a passionate

  41. HELLOW EVERYBODY THIS IS ME UMED ALI 24 MALE FROM PAKISTAN ,IAM LOOKING FOR A SINCERE GIRL OR LADY NOT MORE THEN 27 FOR MARRIAGE .
    IF ANY SERIOUS IS INTRESTED IN ME THEN CONTACT ME
    IAM BACHLOR AND TO MUCH SINCERE FOR SINCERE
    ALLAH BLESS YOU AND GIVE YOU EVER GREEN LIFE
    (REMEMBER ME IN PRAY)

  45. HELLOW EVERYBODY THIS ME UMED ALI 24M FROM MIRPURKHAS SINDH I HAVE NEED A GIRL FOR MARRIAGE WHO CAN SPEND THEIR WHOLE LIFE AS A GIRL FRIEND OF ME IN THE PRAY OF GOD…CONTACT ME AT ALLAH BLESS YOU

  47. I , M FROM SIALKOT PUNJAB ,PAKISTAN . .27 OLD.MALE AN ADVOCATE…………..,,,,,,,,,,,,,//////////// DOSTI IS THE COMOUND OF ALL RELATION,S TASTE.,,,,,SACHA AUR PAKKA YAR ALLAH KA,,, GIFT ,,,HE. L=PLZ ONLY SINCERE AND SERIOUSE CONCTACT ME. PLZZZZZZZZZZ NO BROKEN ANY HEART BECAUSE,,,, ALLAH DIL MEY HOTA HE,,………………,SALAM TO ALL.//// WITH BEST WISHES/// MOB.

  48. Preferably looking for a girl settled in UK\USA or CANADA, I am interested to settle abroad. But not willing to marry outside my religion Only serious responses from value oriented persons with matured thoughts, compatible & understanding nature ……
    Please mail me i will send you detail and picture ,Postal address.Only serious responses will be acceptable …

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