Commenters Looking for Marriage

I don’t understand how much interested/desperate some of my commenters are for marriage that they are not only looking for a spouse online, they are asking about it on a page about forced marriage.

Here are some samples.

SANT5OSH:

WANT MARRY WITH YOU

That’s the most direct marriage proposal I have ever heard of. Especially since Sant5osh seems to be a guy. Do you think he knows I am a guy?

m , h.:

i am 29 years maile i want to marrige any poor girl can you help me this mater xxx[…]xxx than you

If he is a plant, why does he want to get married? But his intentions seem good since he wants to marry “any poor girl.” Or does he mean that any girl who consents to marry him must have poor luck?

gohar:

i am looking a beautiful girl who marry me and settle me on his country.i am a poor gay , handsome and smart, good looking, contact me on my mail address prince_somi2005@yahoo.com

A gay man wanting to marry a beautiful girl! And that too for immigration purposes. Plus he is poor but a “prince.” Talk about fraud on so many levels! He doesn’t mention which country he would like the girl to be from. Here is a chance for the Nigerian 419ers to branch out.

Umed Ali:

HI IAM 23 MALE LOOKING FOR SINCERE GIRL RITH FROM THE AGE OF 18 TO 35 FOR MARRIAGE , WHOM I CAN SHARE EVERYTHING ABOUT LIFE , U CAN CONTACT TO ME BY MY NO WHICH IS 00923002252908

A 23 year old guy looking for a girl who could be 12 years his senior. How often does that happen in Pakistan? And he gave his cell phone number. Any of my readers in Pakistan adventurous enough to call him and then comment here about it?

bassem

bassem
how are you im a good man im looking for woman for marry

At least, Bassem had the courtesy to ask how I am doing before going on about his desire for marriage. It seems he’s a simple man since all he’s looking for is a woman, no age or beauty restrictions, no passport desires, not even a requirement for the woman to be alive.

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  2. salam
    mara naam afroz hai
    aur may pakistan city
    mian wali say houn
    may girl aur boys say
    friend ship karna chata houn
    with mobile…
    plz… call me

  3. my name iz —-Tosif ejaz—- i am from pakistan punjab …
    my number

    “Al Fatiha”

    (Aik Mukammal Tareen DUA)

    ِسْمِ اللَّهِ الرَّحْمَنِ الرَّحِيمِ
    In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful.

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    Praise be to Allah, the Cherisher and Sustainer of the worlds;

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    Most Gracious, Most Merciful;

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    Master of the Day of Judgment.

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    Thee do we worship, and Thine aid we seek.

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    the straight way,

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  4. A-0-A, my all dear friends, i am sunny 30 years old in manchester, i am married and came from pakistan. i am looking one serious looking spouse. hope some one interesting to do this let me know, take care and Allah Hafiz.

  5. Hi,
    Are you looking for real love? Then I`m not the right. I need a canadian girl for getting a passport.
    My name is Manuel and I`m a 24 years old german.

    if you`re interested in marrying a german man contact me.
    You can get a german passport in exchange,l which allows you to live and work all over europe.

    Cheers

    Manu

  6. Hello how are you? I am a 30 american male who is searching for a foreign bride. I am a nice looking man and I have just graduated from college and I am now ready to settle down and start a family. I am searching for a young woman age 18-25 who would like to carry out the traditional roles, meaning that she will care for the house and the family while I will work and support us. Any women who are interested may contact me at

  7. hiz my salam to all going to spread true friendship.dont take the friendship means(all my friends are my ships previous are drop and new are sailing)its a big responsbility so think again….and yes plz if u have some oneliner sms text send me my cell is.remember agin your responsbility

  8. SALAM TO GRILS
    I WANT TO MAKE FRIENDSHIP TO GRILS
    MY CELL NO.
    I BELIEVE ON SOFT AND SIPRITED FRIENDSHIP

  9. i am 20 year boy from pakistan city peshawar i am looking a europian girl for marriage if any girl is interest then send messege me by this yahoo e-mail

  10. I AM AJMALZIA FROM PKISTAN. IAM 26 YERS OLD . I AM VERY FORUND OF TRVAELLING AND I CAN VIST TO U MY WHOLE COUNTRY FREE OF COST.
    I AM COMEDAY WRITER AND A FUNNY BOYS.
    YOUR ARE REALY BEAUTIFULL GILRS. I AM WANT TO HAVE WITH U LONG RELATIOS WITH U FOR EVER . MAY U CAN SEE ME HERE
    photos.yahoo.com/ajmalzia
    YOU CAN CONTACT ME ON MY CELL
    EMAIL
    prefer to mail on yahoo,

    my mesage
    I AM SINCER AND I AM IN SEARCH OF A TRUE AND SINCER GIRL UNDER THE SUN R U ?

    i am in waiting of ur call or reply at yahoo.

    your truly

    ajmalzia

  11. i want a beloved young girl who can fulfil my demands with ur love and .

    i am doing MBA,

    for more talk plzzz call me on my no …. i am waiting for ur good response .

  12. Any FAT Girl want to be my Friend pls contect with me on i hope u will reply as soon as posible till then Bye but not 4 ever!

  13. HI, I AM A 21 YEAR OLD MALE I AM LOOKING FOR A VERY SWEET AND INTELLIGENT WOMAN SPECIFCALLY BETWEEN THE AGE OF 18 TO 23 FOR FRIENDSHIP. i AM IN DEEP NEED FOR A SMART WOMAN

    MOBILE EMAIL AND YOU EMAIL IN YAHOO ID
    MOBILE N MAIL ME

  14. iam male 19 from pakistan iam doing study but here is powerty ican not continue my study here i want to marrige with english girls who were beauty and take me his own country

  15. hii to every body…..i am sameer ,,,from lahore…..i am here looking for a beautiful girl…..if ever do u need good friend u can contact with me….i am always available for u…..my id is and my contact no is bye tc

  16. hi , i,m 26 year old, daniyal from pakistan, i want 2 friendship with decent and well mannerd girls.with out any condation, just true and long lasting friendship, my cell.God bless u. ur wellwisher daniyal.

  17. salam oh alaikum

    i am hakim from islamabad
    searching for a nice lady 22 to 30 of age for long term relationship
    totally 100% sincere and mature relation

    so if you are interested contact me
    will wait for you.

    regards
    Hakim

  18. SALAM 2 all my name is ali khan . i m 20 years old from PAKISTAN/D.I.KHAN & i want friendship any one want friendship with me then contact me

  19. salam any fatty want to chat, i am an albino muslim with [censored by site admin] ready for fun !

  20. Leon: I am warning you against using such language here. I’ll delete your comments and ban you if you use bad language again.

    Osama: Go away and die!

  21. hello my name is gulraiz plz contect me i wanna friend ship with girls plz message me any girls plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    i m 20 yrs old and i live in ismbad

  22. A-0-A, my all dear friends, i am sunny 30 years old in manchester, i am married(will devorce or will live new real life partner) and come from pakistan. i am looking one serious looking spouse. hope some one interesting to do this let me know, take care and Allah Hafiz.

  23. Hi all,

    its me BukhaRi, boy of 23, from islamabad, working in an international Organisation. i need a honest friend. so if u r thinking that u r honest so u r warm welcomed. im Cell Nos. are . u may contact by mail, wishing u best of luck and thanx to read my text.

    Regards
    BukhaRi Z.A

  24. I am male 24 working in reputable bank as Officer did MBA want a girl friend who would be loving caring and beautiful this relationshisp may come to an end in the shape of marriage. only serious and sincere friends needed feel free to contact with me on my e.mail
    than i will further communicate with u

    regards
    Sher

  25. Zulfiqar Ali,My name is Zulfiqar Ali 25 years old living in Pakistan wants friendship with girls plz contact with me.my email is here=
    My cellphone is here=

  26. Hi this is mudassir from lahore pakistan i am intrested in sexy girls for friendship. I am very handsome and good looking person my e-mail address is

  27. I am Hannah Hill , i am seriously looking for good man to marry .And also i am from u s a but i am now in Ghanaian becuses of the died of my mum . so if you are intrested you can e mail me at

  28. Hi,
    My name is Shauntay from United states of american,presently am in africa on a business trip.am in search of true love and who i can call my own .you can contact me witht this email address

  29. I am looking for a girl to marry i m male 21 from afghanistan here me working in media as project officer i want a girl she should be innocent like me not play just in real marry me

    you can contact me ok
    or

    Tel : #

    hop to hear you soon
    i am waiting for you only you
    i dont know who are you …?

  30. firstly i want to thank Zack’s for this service, i seek for a serious relashionp in order for mariage.
    I don’t want to say what the people said, I just want to said I’d like to Interduce with lady/women I’d could share my life and dream with, cannot be seen or even be touched, it must be felt within the heart. Hoping you feel just the way i do. Wow, friends are like clothes, without them you feel naked! I guess am right.

    Am Menkem Kemay, I will tell you more about myself, my family and all that maybe necessary in this relationship when you reply to this mail. If this interest you, get back to me on my email:

    Yours dearly Menkem

  31. I am 27 year old, Modrate muslim student in Europ. Belonging to Kashmir, near to very beautiful spot Trarkhal. i am 6.1 inche tall, smart, fair, black hair, brown eyes. Family is settled in Rawalpindi. I am looking for loving, caring and good looking girl as my life partner. She should be educated, Should have some goals to achive, Should motivated to do some thing, should like advanture, should love nature etc. she should between 5.4 to 5.8 inches tall, not overweighted, should smart,should fair/ wheatish, intelligent and beautiful. If you know some body or your are your self then please write me under following mail address.

    Proffessional people or institution dont need to contact me. Only serious people should write me.

    Looking forward what happens.

    Bye

  32. hi,

    my name is abdou i am Gambian. i am looking for a woman to marry between the ages of 30 and 60. you can contact me on my email:

  33. HI IAM 30 MALE LOOKING FOR SINCERE GIRL RITH FROM THE AGE OF 18 TO 35 FOR MARRIAGE , WHOM I CAN SHARE EVERYTHING ABOUT LIFE , U CAN CONTACT TO ME BY MY NO WHICH IS

  34. MY NAME IS ZAKI JAFRI ,35 YEARS OLD WELL EDUCATED,
    VERY SIMPLE,HONEST,KIND,NOBLE,SOFT SPOKEN,GOOD
    LOOKING,CAREING AND VERY LOVING PERSON. I M SERIOUSLY INTERESTED IN MARRIAGE WITH BEAUTIFULL AND RIGIRL/WOMAN.

  35. i am 22 year male from sukkur sindh pakistan i want to talkwith girls and friendship my cell is plz sms or call….

  36. Salam, Haq Mojud,
    G.A Sindh & Sindhi

    as im working as Social Organiser in Khushhali Bank, i did my graduation in Commerce, use net when i get time. i mostly conected with my group that is http://www.yahoogroups.com/group/haqmojud
    hope to see u there soon. a MSG for u “if u want to be succeed in ur aim so u should keep cold ur mind and hot ur feet.” for more mail me or contact.
    wishing u gud luck

    Regards
    BukhaRi Z.A

  37. hi i am abdullah shah.i am from pakistan, looking for a lady from england 13…..23.i am handsome 23.contact me.one number will be active.

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